detaiils on the human grub iincubatiion process known as ”pregnancy”
I’m sorry it’s not a photo, but it’s kind of too long to put on one picture. Hope it’s okay for this.
humans ”pregnancy” iis theiir basiis for perpetuatiing the speciies
II diidnt giive iit much thought untiil II stumbled across thiis piicture on tumblr::
II„ for one„ would really fuckiing love 2 have a pet velociiraptor
((whiich are liike dwarf dragons wiith no wiings or fiire breathiing))
so II started doiing research on pregnant humans
2 fiigure out how 2 iidentiify one„ subdue iit„ and steal iits velociiraptor grub
these are the results of my research„ based on the tumblr tags on pregnancy and the humans sacred tome of diigiital knowledge called wiikiipediia
human grubs are strange parasiitiic creatures that are capable of miind controlliing theiir hosts
II guess priimariily for feediing purposes
theyre also apparently able 2 stiick theiir liimbs out of the siides of theiir hosts
for some reasons humans love thiis????
my guess::
eiither iits part of the braiinwashiing miind control stuff the grubs do„ 2 ensure theiir hosts dont paniic„
or else theres some kiind of advantage 2 haviing a grub parasiite
liike maybe iif iits a velociiraptor grub they can stiick theiir claws out and do battle
at thiis poiint IIm defiiniitely goiing wiith the grubs miind controlliing theiir hosts
iits the only explanatiion for why humans would enjoy beiing attacked from the iinsiide
II wonder iif thiis iis a velociiraptor grub or iif all human grubs are thiis viiolent
so some or all grubs produced by humans—
—II dont know yet iif iits just the velociiraptors or iif iits all of them—
are martiially ready from the moment theyre laiid
siince they can attack theiir hosts from the iinsiide whiile stiill iincubatiing
”liike hiis//her daddy”
so the human ”famiily” system iis used 2 control the grubs
that actually makes sense
iit would explaiin the focus ”famiiliies” have on iinduciing stockholm syndrome iin the chiildren iinvolved and maniipulatiing them iin2 loviing theiir ”mother and father” slave masters
iif humans are so dangerous at such a young age„ iits smart 2 ensure theyll be loyal 2 a more stable adult asap
siince humans also have velociiraptors ((and II dont know what else)) maybe theiir famiily system iis used liike a reverse lusus system
rather than a lusus choosiing a human 2 raiise„ a human chooses a lusus 2 raiise
whiich iis why they have caniines and feliines on leashes everywhere
and then„ siince that means human wiigglers dont have a lusus 2 raiise them„ that means adults are forced 2 take care of human wiigglers AND velociiraptor grubs
holy fuck
how do adults even surviive
anyway the above comments also make iit clear that grub parasiites have some kiind of psychiic connectiion 2 theiir hosts siince they can giive them orders
iits also iinterestiing 2 note that thiis grub hasnt even been laiid and already the host knows who iits daddy iis goiing 2 be
maybe human slave ownder that run famiiliies commiissiion hosts 2 get pregnant and have grubs for them
so there would be a small class of famiily holdiing eliite ((mothers and fathers))„ and a larger subclass of grub parasiite hosts that proviide the slaves—the even larger subsubclass—for the eliite
II dont know what a periiod iis but iit looks pretty fuckiing paiinful
and yet iits better than pregnancy
so apparently when humans ARENT beiing hosts they know what horriible thiings theyre creatiing and are scared of iit
II had 2 look up abortiion::
wiikiipediia sucks
so the feliine lusus wants 2 kiill the parasiite grub iinsiide iits human charge
other aniimals are scared of the thiings humans can produce
theyre wiilliing 2 riisk iinjuriing theiir human charges 2 claw out the parasiite grubs iinsiide of them
earth lusii are badass
pregnancy iis fatal 2 the human hosts
no wonder the grubs have 2 braiinwash theiir hosts 2 enjoy the process
otherwiise theyd probably claw theiir own guts out 2 get riid of the spawn
the feliine lusus tryiing 2 kiill iits humans grub makes more sense now
eiither iit claws out the humans guts and riisk acciidentally kiilliing iit
or iit lets the grub grow 2 full siize and REALLY kiill iit
what a loyal lusus
II guess a velociiraptor grub clawiing iits way out of a human abdomen would be pretty fatal
ok so
conclusiions::
because the grubs force theiir hosts 2 eat more
a pregnant host wiill probably be morbiidly obese
and probably kiind of stupiidly happy lookiing due 2 the braiinwashiing 2 ease the paiin
and we should be able 2 see iits liimbs clawiing out from under the hosts skiin sometiimes
therefore thiis iis what a pregnant human looks liike::
anybody who wants a pet velociiraptor can probably lure iin a pregnant human wiith candy
((Actual text: Humans all try to be the same because even though they are raised being told to accept each other they grow up surrounded by humans that would slaughter each other for being different. They don’t wear signs or have typing quirks because they don’t want to draw attention to their uniqueness.
What a flock of nooksuckers, if you ask me. At least we don’t pussyfoot around over killing each other for our differences.))
